Neiman Marcus sells luxury collards for $66 -- without cornbread!

Date:

11/4/2016

Time:

13:13:00

Source:

Foxnews

Content:

The folks over at Neiman Marcus are selling frozen collard greens for $66 – causing a massive outbreak of good-natured mocking from flabbergasted Southerners. “Do these people realize we have collard greens growing in the backyard,” Southern humorist Shellie Rushing Tomlinson told me. “I’ll tell you what, Todd – it stopped me in my tracks. This is like Collard-gate.” Click here to join Todd’s American Dispatch: a must-read for Conservatives! Neiman Marcus says they’ve already sold out of their stock of luxury collards – all the more shocking since the greens did not come with a side of cornbread. “They’re gonna sell these high-priced collard greens and people are gonna sit down to it without any corn bread to dip in their milk,” she said. Miss Shellie, the author of “Hungry is a Mighty Fine Sauce,” (and one of my favorite writers) was even more stunned to learn the collard greens were made with turkey and bacon – instead of ham hocks.   To continue reading Todd Starnes’ column, click here.       Todd Starnes is host of Fox News & Commentary, heard on hundreds of radio stations. His latest book is "God Less America: Real Stories From the Front Lines of the Attack on Traditional Values." Follow Todd on Twitter @ToddStarnes and find him on Facebook.

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http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/11/04/neiman-marcus-sells-luxury-collards-for-66-without-cornbread.html

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11/5/2016 10:04:50 PM